This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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