So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do vagina's smell?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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