with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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