It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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