i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Randomize
