Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How does one acquire holy water?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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