if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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