i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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