it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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