And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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