hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
