I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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