p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i came on her dog
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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