wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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