Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
