Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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