We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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