The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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