Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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