I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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