your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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