Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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