Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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