Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My vagina is officially offended.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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