i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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