So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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