How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
