her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Everclear isn't food dammit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
