I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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