To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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