I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
