we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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