i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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