Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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