I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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