I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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