What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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