I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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