Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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