is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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