Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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