His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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