NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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