The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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