we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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