im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Randomize
