Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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