whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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