When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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