That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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