doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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