HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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